Farewell To Seniors- The Nerd way

Bas socha humne ki kuch khaas kiya jaye..
In panktiyo k sath kavita ka aagaz kiya jaye

Is kavita me bhi ab aap computer ka style dekho
Chand shabdon ko kaise kiya humne 'compile' dekho

Jab hum juniors ban k aate hain to hume college life seniors hi sikhaate hain.. Agli kuch lines ek junior ka safar senior k saath darshati hain..
Panktiya padhta hu,

Ke Hum sab ne aapse bahut kuch cheezein paayi hai
College ki 'cin-cout' hume aapne hi to sikhayi hai

Aur hui thi shuruaat in yadgaar silsiloon ki
Jab kholi thi aapne 'windows' apne diloon ki

Aankho me bade bade sapno ki train liye
Ek safar shuru kiya tha 'void brain()' liye
Raaste me aapke naye chehro se mulakaat ho gayi
Aisa 'program' bana jisse khushiyo ki barsaat ho gayi
Wo din hume chahne wale dost de gaye,
Wo lamhe bhula na pane waale log de gaye

Tab se is safar me bahut yaadein judi meethi meethi
Kabhi canteen me treat hui to  kabhi cheating in CT
Yaadein bhi aisi aisi ki dil aur man ko choo le
Jaise aapki welcome party ko hum ab tak nahi bhoole

Jo lamhe zindagi ke anmol pal ban gaye
Wo ab aankho k jal ban jayenge
Kaash un lamho ko hum fir se jee paate
Wo lamhe ab guzre hue kal ban jayenge

Koi jayenge banglooore, to koi jayenge pune
Par aapke bin lagenge ye corridor soone soone
Yaad rakhna ki kar to doge aap hume bye bye
Par roz yaad ayegi aapko lakhan bhaiya ki chai


Bas Jagah badal rahe ho aap,
Dil me koi dooriee nahi hai
Dil me ho, chahe jab milo
Fasle hain par majboori nahi hai

Ye waada hai aapse
Rishta hamara badhta jayega...
Dosti hamari badhti jayegi...
Kyuki is dosti ko hum har din streCH karte hai..
Is hi waade k sath is kavita ko 'get-CH()' karte hain....

Kaviyo ki Chai

Ek kavita pesh karta hu, aur chai k kisse sunaata hu,
Dekhiye kaviyo ki chai kaisi hoti hai

College aate hi yaad aaye wo subah ki chay
Chalo aaj bhi wo chai canteen me pi jaye

Nikaal k thodi si fursat, chod k saare kaam..
Deta tha canteen me dastak, aur kehta tha Raam Raam

Sunaakar koi dilchasp si baat,
Chai peeta tha dosto k sath

Un dino canteen me lakhan bhaiya kaam karte hai aur aunty chai banati thi

Kehta tha aunty k hatho me jaadu hai yaar
Har din prakat karta tha yahi vichaar
Aunty mere shabd sun sun mand mand muskaati thi
Jab bhi canteen padhaaru, badhia chai pilati thi

Muft ki chai me kaam chalaata tha
Parking ki parchi k paise bachata tha

Dheere dheere lakhan bhaiya mujhe jaan gaye..
Muftkhori meri wo pehchan gaye
Fir hona kya tha, ulti hawaein chalne lagi
Paristithi tezi se badalne lagi

Fir jab bhi canteen jata tha..
Aur mast kissa sunaata tha
Wo kehte kissa to ekdum sahi hai..
Par Abhishek Babu.. Chai patti nahi hai

Maine socha isse pehle paristithi aur bigadti jaaye
Chai k liye nayi tikdam rachi jaaye

Pucha maine lakhan bhaiya se,
Yaad hai apan kab mile the???

Wo bhi shayar kism ka insaan nikla, bola..

Us din ghar se nikalte hi
Cheenk mujhe bekhabar aayi..
Thoda aage chala jo mai
To kaali billi nazar aayi..
Mai ye sab maanta na tha, so aage badhta gaya...
                                     Bassssss... Us hi din meri mujhse teri mulaqaat ho gayi.....
                                     AUR TAB SE MAI KATTAR  ANDHVISHWASI  HOON

Maano ya na maano
Baat kar raha hu ekdum khari ekdum sach...
Aur kavita padhne k liye
Thank u very very much.. 

Kya Khoob The Wo Din - Eclectika 2k13

Kaviyo k baare me bata du ki..

Kaviyo k 3 dushmano ka gyan to hona hi chahiye..
1.Ande 2.Tamaatar 3. Joote..

Par mehengai ne aam admi ki jeb ko aisa marooda hai
Ande tamatar door ki baat, dhaniya layak nahi choda hai
                 //Toh bach gaye bas joote

Jooto par likhna bade saahas ka kam hai
Iski qabiliyat ko mera dil se salaam hai..

Kyuki..
Joota sansadiya hai, sansad me chalta hai..
Yahi to wo hathiyar hai jo bina liscence milta hai

Pairo me pehno to hai pairo ka gehna
Haatho me aa jaye laale fir to kya kehna

Joote aur insaan ka, yahi samikaran nikalta hai..
             
Ki joote aur insaan ka, yahi samikaran nikalta hai..
Kabhi aadmi joote par, kabhi aadmi pe joota chalta hai..
             
To aaj yaha apke samne, sunaakar apna raag jaunga..
Aur kisi ne joota feka gar.. Kasam se joota lekar bhag jaunga
             //Ab fek k dikhaao

Aage jo sunaane ja raha hu wo kavita mere mere college ke pehle saal pe adhaarit hai,
Mujhe ummeed hai, ki in panktiyo me ap kahi na kahi khud ko paaoge,

Title hai, Kya khoob the wo din..

Kya khoob the wo din.. Jab josh me college aate the
Late ho b jaye agar, to bhilai ka bahana banate the..

Kya khoob the wo din.. Jab computer lab jate the
Teacher na ho lab me agr, to book kholk baith jate the..
 Faculty members soch rahe honge mai kis book ki baat kar raha hu, MAI FACEBOOK KI BAAT KAR RAHA HU


Chemistry practical me.. Jab test tube toot jaate the..
Teacher k dekhne se pehle usko wash basin me bahate the..

Kya khoob the wo din.. Jab communication skills sikhate the..
Samne wale speech dete the.. Peeche wale khurrrrrrrrr... So jate the

Kya khoob the wo din.. Jab ed ki sheet banate the..
Mini drafter kon set kare.. Hum to roller scale chalate the..

Electrical ki lab me.. Bas taar jodna padta tha...
Aur mechanical ki reading k liye.. Bas wazan tolna padta tha..

Agli lines k liye taiyar rehna ye civil lab pe hai..

Kya khoob the wo din.. Jab civil lab hum jaate the..
Compass kholna nahi aata tha.. Par survey kar ke aate the..

Aaj bhi wo pal yaad karu to
Man mera muskaata hai
Chand saal beet gaye ho zaroor
Par yaad samay wo aata hai

Kuch yaadein yaad hai, Kuch kho gayi haai...
Taaliya baja bhi do kavita khatm ho gayi hai...
   

The Tale of Pakistani Flag and Whatsapp DP

"A lot of people will not agree with me on this"

So this happened yesterday only, someone messaged me on whatsapp, with a beautiful suggestion, to put your whatsapp profile picture as Indian Flag. I liked the idea and downloaded a picture of Indian flag. Just when I was about to update the same, another message popped, with the same content. This happened a few times again.

Every active contact in my list started putting the same DP. Its actually awesome to see, if you ask me.

So, I had a question, is this true patriotism, or just another instance where the crowd starts following a chain message, like all other times (send this message to 11 people else this and that will happen/ send this message to all, its from whatsapp founder and other stuff). "The answer I got was pretty disappointing"

How did I find this answer is a bit funny story, I just thought of updating my DP as some random flag, but for some obvious reason, I chose Pakistani Flag. 

The people who saw it, messaged me, (though light heartedly), like-

"Pakistan ke Flag ki DP kyu lagaya hai"

"Porkistani"

"Pakistan ka pyara"

"Ye kya profile pic lagaya be"

"10 gaali bhi kam hai"

"Change DP please"

And the list goes on..

Some of them were the ones who didn't update their own DPs as Indian Flag. What an irony. How was I different from them, just because I used our rival country's flag. Though I am not fond of Pakistan's Flag, but I used it to see the reactions of people. If they really wanted everyone with Indian flag as DP, they should have also objected when I put my own picture as DP, Cuz "Tab bhi to maine Tirange ki photo nahi lagayi thi", tab bhi to baat ek hi thi. Even if I had used Japanese Flag, nobody would've said anything. Cuz focus kabhi India pe tha hi nahi janaab aapka, Focus kahaan tha?
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-DP badalne me tha.
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE.

Anyways, below is the reason for writing this post-

NOBODY SAID THIS-

"Abe India ke Flag ki DP kyu nahi lagaaya"

FEEL THE DIFFERENCE

Dil se Indian baniye, 'DP' se banna zaruri nahi.

Happy Independence Day in advance. I Love India.

P.S. : Read this wonderful article by Mr. Vishal Gupta
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10203566926027200&id=1036577796&refid=17&_ft_
Because he feels the difference.

About Me

Well as of now, I am a Software Engineer at Naukri.com division at Info Edge India Ltd. Pursued B.Tech in Computer Science and Engineering from N.I.T. Raipur.

People who know me describe me as a nice person. I love being called nice. I'd call myself the same as well. Its unusual to find a combination of shyness and a good sense of humor. I am one.
Usually I'd be the person throwing chalk on someone and pretend as if nothing happened. My relatives think of me as a sincere and topper guy who would sit on the first bench, but I am a back-bencher by heart and middle-bencher by position.
I smile less, but want to be called as the spreader of smiles, been working on that, and doing well till now :)

Rest, I am a poet, writer, a new blogger and a potential anchor, and if not Computer Science field, I would love to try motivational speaking in future :D

Last but not the least, I am a believer and seeker of God, the mentor of my brother, the love of my parents.

Thats All Folks