"NaMo picked Jhaadu, Kejriwal must be so happy" :p
One year completed!! Clean India campaign was launched on 2nd Oct, 2014, 145th birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi to create a clean India of his dreams by 2019. Within a day after coming back to India from his highly successful US visit, Prime Minister Narendra Modi (having jetlag) welded the broom and launched the biggest ever cleanliness and sanitation drive called 'Swachh Bharat Abhiyan' in the country, focussing on the fact that maintaining cleanliness is not only the job of the sweepers and cleaners, but its also the duty of an Indian citizen.
Now, what do you need to do, to maintain cleanliness? What comes to your mind when you think of cleanliness? Does cleanliness really mean picking the rags off the roads?
What about cleaning the country from the main filth and litters that have been causing diseases to the country?
Filth like corruption, communalism and terrorism often are talked about for a few days and then ignored. Shouldn't these be cleaned as well?
Let us deviate a bit from the real event and see what can we take from the idea of Swacch Bharat.
Cleanliness from sick minds-
"Oh Shit! Its a girl!!! We should kill her before she's born! Or we'd leave her after her birth! Else she'd be a pain in the pocket!!"
"Beti ke padhai pe kon kharcha kare!!"
"I'd have to give dowry"
These sick minds need to be cleaned at first. Need not explain the importance of a girl in the society. Its already known and proved. Just I wish there was a broom to clean such people.
Cleanliness from terrorism-
People beheading other people in the name of teachings taught by their religion. This makes as much sense as cutting trees for the protection of environment. Who can establish peace by a Goddamn bomb blast.. The small terrorist groups sponsered by foreign agencies must be cleaned and we're safe and healthy from the diseases caused by this trash.
Cleanliness from corruption-
"DustLove is in the air"
Dust kills a man slowly, similarly corruption is killing the country. Swacch the Swiss-Bank accounts of the corrupt politicians and we're good to go.
Ironically, these politicians clean India (Saara maal apni jeb mein).
Cleanliness from communalism-
India is a secular country. Still many political parties play communal politics. Some give hate speeches, while some want India to be a single-religion country. Some beat people from other states as well.
Irony is that, while doing election campaigns, they demand and propose a secular state, and have a religion's name in their party's name. Great!!
Other issues like poverty, unemployment, farmer suicides and debt bondage should be addressed.
So what does My Idea of Swacch Bharat include-
So don't just clear your browser history for the sake of cleaning something. :)
Happy Cleaning, Not just for today.. Cuz we celebrate a trend for few days only..
Do watch this-
Now go BROOM BROOOOM BROOOOOOOOOMMM.... :)
One year completed!! Clean India campaign was launched on 2nd Oct, 2014, 145th birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi to create a clean India of his dreams by 2019. Within a day after coming back to India from his highly successful US visit, Prime Minister Narendra Modi (having jetlag) welded the broom and launched the biggest ever cleanliness and sanitation drive called 'Swachh Bharat Abhiyan' in the country, focussing on the fact that maintaining cleanliness is not only the job of the sweepers and cleaners, but its also the duty of an Indian citizen.
Now, what do you need to do, to maintain cleanliness? What comes to your mind when you think of cleanliness? Does cleanliness really mean picking the rags off the roads?
What about cleaning the country from the main filth and litters that have been causing diseases to the country?
Filth like corruption, communalism and terrorism often are talked about for a few days and then ignored. Shouldn't these be cleaned as well?
Let us deviate a bit from the real event and see what can we take from the idea of Swacch Bharat.
Cleanliness from sick minds-
"Oh Shit! Its a girl!!! We should kill her before she's born! Or we'd leave her after her birth! Else she'd be a pain in the pocket!!"
"Beti ke padhai pe kon kharcha kare!!"
"I'd have to give dowry"
These sick minds need to be cleaned at first. Need not explain the importance of a girl in the society. Its already known and proved. Just I wish there was a broom to clean such people.
Cleanliness from terrorism-
People beheading other people in the name of teachings taught by their religion. This makes as much sense as cutting trees for the protection of environment. Who can establish peace by a Goddamn bomb blast.. The small terrorist groups sponsered by foreign agencies must be cleaned and we're safe and healthy from the diseases caused by this trash.
Cleanliness from corruption-
"Dust
Dust kills a man slowly, similarly corruption is killing the country. Swacch the Swiss-Bank accounts of the corrupt politicians and we're good to go.
Ironically, these politicians clean India (Saara maal apni jeb mein).
Cleanliness from communalism-
India is a secular country. Still many political parties play communal politics. Some give hate speeches, while some want India to be a single-religion country. Some beat people from other states as well.
Irony is that, while doing election campaigns, they demand and propose a secular state, and have a religion's name in their party's name. Great!!
Other issues like poverty, unemployment, farmer suicides and debt bondage should be addressed.
So what does My Idea of Swacch Bharat include-
- Get rid of all the religious/communal/bigotry filth inside your brain !!!
- People stop pouring milk on idols , that is drained off in sewer line.
- Gifting harpic to the people who pee on the walls.
- Clean the narrow minds of people and celebrate. Swacch Minds
- Green India => Clean India
- When opposition parties leave their ego & do their part in development of the country.
- Clean up the Swiss bank accounts of all Indian politicians.
- Clean all the Justin Beiber songs from your mobile. (Pun :D )
So don't just clear your browser history for the sake of cleaning something. :)
Happy Cleaning, Not just for today.. Cuz we celebrate a trend for few days only..
Do watch this-
Now go BROOM BROOOOM BROOOOOOOOOMMM.... :)
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