GALAT

I'm back with another shitty post on this shitty blog. Now as usual, the first paragraph will be full of intense self loathing. :D I started this for monetary purposes. But google was like.. Bro.. Write some similar content so that we can place ads. I said.. Back off Google.. I'll write random stuff. From then Me and google have some fierce rivalry between us. So what if google doesn't support ads here, My Mom still Loves me. :P

So whenever I get bored of humans and stuff I open this page and start writing random things.  So as usual I lay on my bed and elevate my legs to 60 degrees, and then put laptop on them, and it will be of no use if what I write doesn't bring a smile on reader's face. So after the grand success of 'What's wrong' in the posts Bhonda and Fugly, with both of the posts having 2 and 3 hits each (:p) , presenting the third one, "GALAT"

Shhoba bole players ko selfie ki padi hai
Sakshi aur Sindhu medal le ke khadi hai
Dipa ne bhi sabko deewana banaya
Shobha Ji ki GALATfehmi kitni badi hai

Idhar neta movie review de raha hai
Udhar Twitter jamke maze le raha hai
Wifi wala waada to khud naa nibhaya
Aur saste 4G ko GALAT keh raha hai

Patthar fekte ho Sena pe humaari
Kaha se hai pakdi ye GALAT beemari
Topo aur goliyo se bhi na dare jo
Tera patthar unpe padega na bhari

Footpath pe bhai ne chala di car
Kaale hiran ka bhi kiya shikaar
Fir bhi khula ghoome super-star
Wah kanoon kya GALAT kiya yaar

46  ke Pappu ko Yuva Soch Rahe hain..
Yuva leader ke liye bal noch rahe hain
Aur jinki hai umar ye karne ki Ghalib..
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Wo yuva humare Pokemon khoj rahe hain..


That's all folks :D

Don't bother to +1/Like/Share.. Google ain't giving me any money :P. Just kidding.. Do it.